Friday, December 16, 2016


It's mid December 2016 and 2017 is just on the horizon. The Sapphire Apalala lottery winners will be announced soon and it looks like a couple more releases may be on the horizon. Keep your eyes peeled...

UPDATE 12.22.16

Santa's elves and I will be putting together some Apalala so that the winners can be notified on Christmas. Get psyched!

The Menage a Trois Deux Alavaka Bodhisattva and Journeyman Jizo-Anarcho both got on sale in the webshop on December 31st. Go grab one if you can! Thanks for all the support and Happy 2017!

Thursday, December 15, 2016


The first Japanese sofubi I got into collecting was Secret Base fight figures. One of the things I loved about them (aside from the visual aesthetic) was the back stories behind the characters. It gave them context and personality. It made them more real to me. Of course the translation factor going from Japanese to English is always humorous but the ability to place the characters into different scenarios in my mind as I looked at them made them more than just a small vinyl toy. To this day, I can still look at them at any time, all lined up on their respective shelves and immediately be brought back to my childhood playing with my Star Wars action figures out in the woods behind my house. That is why it is important to me to always have that same context behind all of the toys I make.

As new characters emerge I will revisit this thread and update it with their stories. So far there are 3 to tell but one new one is in the works as I type this out and hopefully many, many more will follow after that. Enjoy and don't forget to live the 7seconds mantra (stay young until you die) and keep checking back!


A long time ago, the King of Alavi went hunting and was captured by Alavaka. Alavaka lived near the city of Alavi and feasted on human flesh. He was a vile being that was fierce, powerful and crafty who was known to all as “the demon”. The king begged to be released, but in return for his freedom the demon made him promise that he had to send a person to him every day as an offering. The king quickly agreed, afraid for his own life, and fled back home to his palace.

From that day forward, a prisoner was sent from the palace dungeons into the forest with a plate of rice. The prisoner was told that to gain his freedom he had to go to a certain tree, leave the plate and then he was free to do as he pleased. It should come as no surprise that soon the prison became empty. Once again the king became afraid for his own life and thought that Alavaka may seek him out if the offerings ceased. His ministers advised him to leave bits of gold in the streets. Those found picking up the gold would be labelled as thieves and were imprisoned. Soon the palace dungeon was filled once again. The residents quickly caught on to the trick and soon the gold was left untouched. The king began to panic and sent an order to his guard. They started abducting children who were playing in the streets to send for the offering. It wasn’t long before all of the families of the city began to flee, leaving it deserted and the king completely desperate. There was only a single child left - and he was the king’s own son. Hysterical with fear and reluctance, the king ordered that the prince be sent to Alavaka the following morning.

An so it was that the Buddha happened to be near the city that day. As he surveyed the world with his Divine Eye he foresaw what was going to happen. Out of compassion for the king, the prince and Alavaka, the Buddha travelled to the demon’s cave. The demon was away and the Buddha was stopped outside the cave by a gatekeeper. The Buddha said he would wait for Alavaka to return so they could speak and the gatekeeper quickly left to inform his master of the visitor. The Buddha went into the cave and sat with the demon’s wives. He began to speak of the Dharma to the women.

When the demon heard what was happening, he hurried home filled with rage. He created a terrifying thunderstorm which shook the surrounding lands and cities with devastating thunder, lightning, wind and rain. The Buddha sat unafraid. Alavaka rushed into his cave and attacked the Buddha by throwing his spear and club, but before the weapons could touch the Buddha, they fell to his feet. The Buddha sat unafraid. Steaming with anger Alavaka shouted, “Is it right that you, a holy man, should enter and sit amongst a man’s wives when the owner of the house is away?” At this, the Buddha got up to leave the cave. Alavaka thought, “What form of man is this who appears to be so unafraid and composed?” So he calmly called after him and asked the Buddha to enter the cave once again. The demon ordered the Buddha three times to leave and three times to enter the cave, in the hope that he could disorient and kill the Buddha. Each time the Buddha did as he was ordered. But when the demon asked the Buddha to leave for the fourth time the Buddha refused to do so, saying, “I will not obey you, Alavaka. Do whatever you must but I’m going to remain right here.” Unable to force the Buddha to do what he wanted, Alavaka changed his tactics and said, “I will now ask you some questions. If you can not answer them I will slit your throat, drain your blood and devour your heart.”

The Buddha responded calmly, “There is no one, Alavaka, whether man or deva, ascetic, brahma or brahmin who can do such things to me. But if you want to ask your questions, you may do so.”

Alavaka asked some clever questions which had been handed down to him through generations of his family. The demon himself had forgotten the answers, but he had preserved the questions by writing them down. The questions were: “What is the greatest wealth for a man? What brings the highest bliss when well mastered? What is the sweetest of all tastes? Which is the best way of life?” The Buddha then answered: “The greatest wealth for a man is confidence. The true doctrine, when well mastered, brings the highest bliss. The sweetest taste is truth. Wise living is the decent way of life.”

Alavaka asked many more questions, all of which the Buddha answered. The final question was: “Passing from this world to the next, how does one not grieve?” The Buddha’s reply was: “He who possesses these four virtues - truthfulness, good morals, courage and generosity - grieves not after passing away.”

As if shocked by a bolt of lightning, Alavaka dropped to the ground with the clear understanding to the meaning of the Buddha’s words. Alavaka then said, “Now I know what is the secret of my future welfare. It is for my own welfare and good that the Buddha came to Alavi.” Alavaka prostrated before the Buddha and begged to be accepted as a disciple.

At sunrise, when the officers of Alavi came with the king’s young son, they were surprised at the sight of the Buddha preaching to Alavaka, who was listening attentively to his words. When the boy was handed to Alavaka, he grew ashamed of what he had been and covered his face. After a moments pause, he stroked the boy on the head, kissed him and handed him back to the officers. It was then that the Buddha blessed the child and Alavaka.


Kasyapa was a man who aided the prosperity of the area he lived by utilizing his power to control the weather. He did so by summoning and controlling evil dragons capable of bringing storms and rain. In an effort to keep these dragons at bay, the local villagers offered Kasyapa grains and food. Over time, the villagers became lazy and comfortable and started to forget their offerings. Kasyapa grew very angry. In a fit of rage, he prayed that he himself would become a dragon, so that he could properly unleash his anger and punish them for their lackadaisical attitude.

His prayers were soon answered. One night in the middle of an intense thunderstorm, he passed away and was born again as the dragon Apalala. He made his home in a clear blue pond in Udhyana. With seething vengeance, he led his army of dragons and destroyed the surrounding villages with fierce storms and treacherous rain. The villagers offerings to Apalala returned tenfold.

One day Shakyamuni Buddha passed through the land. The two met at the edge of his Udhyanian pond as the Buddha stopped to drink. Apalala said, “greetings fair traveler, what do you have to offer in exchange for the gift of water I give to you”? “The gift is not yours to give but one we all receive from the rain and the seas” replied the Buddha. “A clever answer but can that answer resolve this” and Apalala rose from the pond. Winds whipped, lightning flashed and a storm cracked the sky. The rain pounded and the land all around the pond began to flood. As the water rose Buddha smiled at Apalala. He did not move yet the water never rose higher than his neck.

He spoke to Apalala, “There is no true peace in ruling by fear and anger. No matter how intense you make this storm it can not extinguish the truth that burns inside me.” The Buddha brought his hands out of the water as fists at either side of his head. “That truth life there is suffering, there is a cause to this suffering, suffering will diminish when we pry open it’s grasp and we all have the power to release it’s hold on us.” With that the Buddha opened his fists and brought his palms together in front of his smiling face.

Apalala froze as the Buddha’s final words left his lips. The storm ceased and he fell to his knees. His scales fell away from his body just as a snake sheds its skin. The Buddha placed his hands on Apalala’s head and asked him to rise. He reached into his pack and pulled out a small bell on a string and hung it around Apalala’s neck. “When in doubt of the truth, simply listen. With right concentration it will always ring true.” They came to an agreement where Apalala would stop his destruction in return for one crop every twelve years. Rather than relying on the people to provide the offering, he would take it himself by flooding the land and leaving the villagers unharmed, thus eliminating his terror filled reign.


It has been told in ancient Japan that the souls of children who die prematurely are sent to the underworld as punishment for causing great sorrow to their parents. They reside at Sai no Kawara, the river of souls in purgatory, where they pray for Buddha's compassion while building small stone towers that signify the weight of their loss on their parents.

But underworld demons, answering to the command of the old hag Shozuka no Baba, surprise the children each day, scatter their stone towers and beat them mercilessly with iron clubs. It is the renegade Bodhisattva, Jizo-Anarcho who comes to their rescue by befriending the children and hiding them in the sleeves of his robe from the demons when they next arrive.

The evil attacks of Shozuka no Baba and her disciples come to an end when Jizo-Anarcho confronts them and easily parrys every single blow they try to cast upon him. Exhausted from their attacks, Shozuka no Baba and her minions fall to their knees in frustrated defeat. The compassion and friendship provided by Jizo-Anarcho liberates the souls of the children and they are set free as is the grief of their mourning parents. This toy immortalizes the final message sent by Jizo-Anarcho to Shozuka no Baba and her demons as he leaves the banks of Sai no Kawara. With punk rock compassion he turns over his shoulder as he walks away, raises his finger and says…”You are evil and miserable because you are captives of your own ill will. Fuck off and live! May all beings be free.”


Coming soon...

Wednesday, December 7, 2016


Thank you for all of the entries for the very first Apalala lottery.

The winners have been chosen and as of today there is only 1 unpaid invoice. The toys are hitting the mail this week and there is one toy waiting for payment still (see below). On December 10th the next in line will be offered the toy if the invoice remains lose :)

If you missed out on the Nevermore Apalala don't forget lottery 2 is live now. I am going to try to paint up a run over the holiday break for an early 2017 release. Look for lots more Apalala in 2017...BOOM!

To enter lottery 2 Send an email with the subject title "APALALA LOTTO2" to Please include:
    1.    your name and shipping address

    2.    your phone number
    3.    your PayPal email address

Price is $140.00 shipped inside the USA and $180.00 shipped anywhere else. I ship USPS Priority mail ONLY so that means everything is trackable and safe for both parties. Winners will be chosen December 25th and invoices and notifications will go out soon after.

Thursday, December 1, 2016


I lost a friend earlier this week who I met through the Japanese toy hobby. Even though I saw him maybe once or twice a year we always had great conversations and we also shared a great sense and use of sarcasm. Three of the top five things that get me through each and every day were part of both our, toys and friendship. The Buddha said that loss is always going to suck but fighting the feeling only makes you hold on to it longer. I'm going to miss our talks but have to let them go. The one thing I will hold on to is that PMA. Rest In Peace Robert...

The first vinyl Jizo-Anarcho edition is called Sapphire Memories and is dedicated to Robert. You can grab one in the webshop on December 5th for $30.00. Clear sapphire blue vinyl with gold, metallic blue, metallic green and light blue paints.